"Dow Down, April Fools Up"
"Dow Down, April Fools Up" This is real. This is dangerous. And unless something changes fast, the only ones laughing will be the ultra-rich, while everyday Americans get stuck with the bill. Michael Cohen Apr 1 Rise and shine…it’s April Fools’ Day. But while most of us are dodging harmless pranks from coworkers or family, the real joke is unfolding in real time, and the punchline is America’s economy. Tomorrow, April 2, marks Trump’s Economic D-Day, a day that’s already sending shockwaves through the markets. And guess what? It’s no prank; it’s an absolute disaster. Wall Street isn’t laughing. Goldman Sachs has issued a dire warning, signaling massive market losses, surging recession fears, and an economic outlook so grim it makes the 2008 collapse look like a minor inconvenience. Dow futures? Plummeting. Nasdaq? Tanking. S&P? Free falling. And yet, Trump; whose business acumen includes bankrupting casinos and running a fake university, wants us to believe this is al...