"Hooker In Boots" (Melania) Didn't Make $7 Million. Let's Do The Money Laundering Math.
. This one’s open, so feel free to share it anywhere. Quick boost that really helps: ♥ + Restack + a short comment. "Hooker In Boots" (Melania) Didn't Make $7 Million. Let's Do The Money Laundering Math. An estimated 90% of the revenue for "Melania" was inorganic. AKA "ticket laundering" by the world's most successful hooker. Dean Blundell Feb 3 There are box office successes. There are box office failures. And then there are box office miracles/failures like “Hooker in Boots” (Melania) “Hooker in Boots” (Melania) is the kind of miracle/failure where the numbers look incredible, the headlines practically write themselves, and yet somehow… no one actually saw the movie, and fewer admitted to seeing it. YOU power this Substack, and we couldn’t be more grateful. Take advantage of our February Subscription Sale and get unlimited access to exclusive content and much more. Consider becoming a free or paid subscriber now through February 28 and...