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This is cutting into my nap time

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  Hey! This is Larry David. Surprised to hear from me? Well, I’m as surprised as you are. You think I wanted to do this? This is cutting into nap time. But I couldn’t say no to Alex Vindman. He’s running for Senate in Florida. I like that Vindman. The man is everything I’m not, which should give you some idea of what a tremendous person he is. The guy’s a hero — a real one. He sacrificed his career to testify in front of Congress about how Trump tried to blackmail Zelensky, the President of Ukraine. You know, I’m a nice guy. I don’t like to criticize people, but I’m willing to bet that the woman running against him wouldn’t sacrifice her career for anything. I’m also willing to bet that every vote she’ll ever cast will be because Trump wanted her to vote that way: “Yes, Mr. President! Whatever you say, Mr. President. You’re the greatest, Mr. President. Build more monuments to yourself, Mr. President? I’ll vote for it! Gut the Affordable Care Act? I’ll vote for it! Go to war with Ir...