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  Trump boasts "young beautiful girls" visit him at the White House to thank him for lowering crime The president of the United States reminded the entire country that he is a credibly accused rapist, the former best friend of the world's most infamous pedophile, and an obnoxious old pervert at a rally Friday afternoon when he boasted of "beautiful young girls" supposedly showing up at the White House to tell him how grateful they are that he, uh, solved crime. "Oh, these young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls in the White House. You know, they come in. Now, I'm not supposed to say beautiful, but what the hell," leered Trump. "These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls, they want to be safe. They come. 'Mr. President, may I speak to you?' Yes. 'Thank you, sir. Thank you.' I said why are you thanking me? 'Because a year and a half ago, I was afraid to leave. I was afraid to open ...