JD Vance BEGS voters to give Trump "another chance"
JD Vance begs voters to give Trump another chance in dumpster fire interview Uh, we'll paraphrase: "My fellow Americans, if I may be so bold. Dear Leader has only had 1.5 presidencies to figure things out. He just needs a little more time! Sure, I once called him " America's Hitler ," and I tried to use private back channels to advise Hillary Clinton on how to beat Trump in 2016, but that was before I saw Baphomet's light and realized my quickest path to faux populist power was via Christian nationalist culture wars! "And I stand before you today to ask, nay beg that you give the man I once compared to the antichrist just a couple more years to clean up this unimaginable mess we've made. If you don't, I'll have no viable pathway forward to crown MYSELF god-king in 2028! "Okay, please, please, please, please, please vote for us just one more chance we just need a couple more years pleeeeeeeaaaaseee he's gonna blame me if we lose I ...