Ross Ulbricht and the Silk Road to Perdition
Ross Ulbricht and the Silk Road to PerditionTwo days into his second term, Trump pardoned the notorious Dark Web crypto-criminal. But who is Ulbricht? What did he do? And why was he speaking at the Republican Midterm Convention?Last week in Dallas, the notorious Dark Web crypto-criminal and Trump pardonee Ross Ulbricht spoke at the 2026 Republican Midterm Convention. Introduced as a “libertarian icon,” the ex-con who made millions running Silk Road, the “eBay of drugs,” whined about being the victim of “a corrupt federal investigation.” “I was accused of crimes I did not commit,” said the man convicted of crimes a jury determined he committed: narcotics conspiracy, engaging in a continuing criminal enterprise, conspiracy to commit computer hacking, and money laundering conspiracy. “I was smeared in the media, and even as a first time offender, I was sentenced to die in prison, no parole.”¹ Ulbricht then explained how Donald Trump, a sociopath devoid of basic human empathy, “felt compassion for me because he too was the target of a weaponized government.” During his time in the hoosegow, the rogue nerd said, he “learned that the machinery we built to protect ourselves from criminals can be turned around and pointed at people who have harmed no one.” That machinery “can be pointed at political opponents or anyone who stands in the way of those seeking power. This is incredibly dangerous. This is how a free country falls to tyranny.” That part is, sadly, quite true, as any objective observer of the activities of ICE can attest. But Ulbricht, like all hardcore libertarians, can only see the world through his own self-focused lens.² He went on, with a straight face, and with zero sense of awareness:
Oh, Trump has put our rights and our freedoms at the very center of his administration, alright—but not in the way this remorseless Norman Bates lookalike suggests. Does Ulbricht actually believe the egregious nonsense spewing from his smug pie-hole? Or is he so grateful for his ill-deserved pardon that he’ll say anything King Donald desires? To refresh my memory about this dorky “libertarian icon,” I went back to the PREVAIL archive and found a piece from January 28, 2025, shortly after Trump was sworn in a second time and Ulbricht was released from prison. I am running it again today, after the photo. (The annotations are current.) —G.O. Ensconced in a cubby in the Science Fiction section of a public library in the Glen Park neighborhood of San Francisco, surrounded by the works of Philip K. Dick and Robert Heinlein and Ursula K. Le Guin, a 29-year-old Millennial sat working on his Samsung laptop. He was thin, pale, and, with his smiling eyes and Texas grin, handsome in a boyish sort of way. He looked like a graduate student—which, not that long ago, he was. No one in the Glen Park Branch Library that brisk autumn day would have guessed at his true profession, or what this harmless-looking dork was actually doing on that laptop. His name was Ross Ulbricht. Online, he went by the handle “Dread Pirate Roberts”—a nod to the Cary Elwes character in The Princess Bride. He was the beneficial owner and mastermind of the Silk Road marketplace, the “eBay of drugs,” a sprawling criminal enterprise that operated on the Dark Web. And he was worth over a hundred million dollars (which would come as a surprise to his roommates). On that first day of October, 2013, six FBI agents materialized in the Science Fiction section of the Glen Park Branch Library. As an undercover agent communicated with Ulbricht online, two of the agents pretended to argue, to distract him. As soon as the Dread Pirate Roberts turned his head, a third snatched his laptop—on which was all the evidence the DOJ needed to put him away for a long, long time. “The Silk Road is an online black market that as late as last month was hosting nearly 13,000 sales listings for controlled substances, including marijuana, LSD, heroin, cocaine, methamphetamine and ecstasy,” Brian Krebs, the security reporter, explained at the time. “Much like eBay sellers, merchants on the Silk Road are evaluated by previous buyers, who are encouraged to leave feedback about the quality of the seller’s goods and services.” How was such a thing possible? “The Silk Road is not available via the regular Internet,” Krebs explains. “Rather, it is only reachable via the Tor network, an anonymity network that bounces its users communications across a distributed network of relays run by volunteers all around the world.” Tor is both an abbreviation of The Onion Router and, perhaps, a nod to the hallowed science fiction publishing imprint. I logged into it a few times myself, out of curiosity, after Ulbricht’s arrest. It was clunky and slow and reminiscent of the primitive World Wide Web of the dial-up mid-nineties—which is when it was first developed, by computer scientists from the U.S. Naval Research Lab. Whatever its shortcomings, Tor offered users a way to bypass electronic surveillance and browse the internet anonymously—useful technology during the Arab Spring of 2010, and perhaps even more useful to us now, in Trump Redux. But in the case of Silk Road, Ulbricht hid behind Tor’s anonymity in order to flaunt the law and reap the benefits. Here is how federal prosecutors described his operation:
Ulbricht was charged with one count of narcotics conspiracy, one count of engaging in a continuing criminal enterprise, one of count of conspiracy to commit computer hacking, and one count of money laundering conspiracy; found guilty on all charges; and sentenced to life in prison. In addition, he owed the federal government a massive debt, to the tune of $156 million—which was how much money in commissions prosecutors calculated he raked in during the two years the Silk Road marketplace was up and running. Let me stress again: Ulbricht was a huge dork.⁴ This wasn’t Gus Fring or Avon Barksdale or Tony Soprano. “Book smart,” his ex-girlfriend described him to CBS News, “not street smart. He was not at all a drug kingpin....He never even used the money he made....I mean, most kingpins buy furs and jewels and they’re living the life. He didn’t even have a car!” Ulbricht was heavily influenced by an even bigger dork, the late Canadian economist Samuel Edward Konkin III (1947-2004). SEK3, as he is dorkily known, developed a “new libertarian” political philosophy grounded in nonviolence and counter-economics, which he called agorism, for the agora, or open marketplace. “The society of the open marketplace as near to untainted by theft, assault, and fraud as can be humanly attained is as close to a free society as can be achieved,” Konkin wrote. “And a free society is the only one in which each and every one of us can satisfy his or her subjective values without crushing others’ values by violence and coercion.” This is similar to what Ulbricht shared on his LinkedIn profile about Silk Road: “The most widespread and systemic use of force is amongst institutions and governments, so this is my current point of effort. I am creating an economic simulation to give people a first-hand experience of what it would be like to live in a world without the systemic use of force.” (That argument was more convincing before he started using the Dark Web agora of his invention to solicit contract killers.) Almost immediately after his conviction, Ross Ulbricht became a cause célèbre for the libertarian/crypto enthusiast/douchebro set. Brian Doherty, senior editor of the libertarian magazine Reason, saw Ulbricht’s life sentence as “insanely harsh,” given that he’d committed “crimes that amounted to operating a web site that other people used to sell drugs”—a view widely held by Big Tech. This advocacy was self-serving. After all, if the Dread Pirate Roberts could be sent up the river for maintaining a platform for users he’d never met IRL to sell heroin, offer hacking services, or sex-traffic women, the equally-dorky CEOs of Facebook and Twitter might be held responsible for nasty content posted on those sites—and we can’t have that. Free speech! The crypto community wanted to #FreeRoss. The libertarians wanted to #FreeRoss. Elon Musk wanted to #FreeRoss. JD Vance wanted to #FreeRoss. In his failed presidential campaign, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. promised to #FreeRoss. So did Donald Trump. And free him he did—on the second full day of Trump Redux. “I just called the mother of Ross William Ulbright to let her know,” POTUS wrote on his propaganda network, Truth Social. “The scum that worked to convict him were some of the same lunatics who were involved in the modern day weaponization of government against me.” One of those “scum” “lunatics” was Preet Bharara, a frequent Trump foil back in the day. As the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York in 2013, it was Bharara who’d announced the indictment of Ulbricht in Manhattan federal court. Everything old is new again. I’m reasonably confident that Trump wouldn’t know Ross Ulbricht if he was watching Moscow hookers piss on him. The reason I say that is because, in the aforementioned Truth Social post, he gave Ross’s name as “Ross Ulbright,” not Ross Ulbricht—closer than Ross Geller, sure, but still not correct. The question then becomes: Why did Trump feel the need to issue Ulbricht a full presidential pardon on the second full day of his second term? There are plenty of political reasons, for sure. Freeing Ross was chum for the deep-pocketed Silicon Valley whales who went MAGA; after all, the crypto sector spent a fuck-ton of money to elect Orange Hitler, and this was a low-cost reward. The pardon was a victory for Musk and his ilk. It probably made Barron Trump happy. And let’s be fair: next to the other criminals who’ve received pardons from Donald, the Dread Pirate Roberts is Jack But there is another angle to this. At the time of his arrest, Ulbricht was sitting on a dragon’s hoard of Bitcoins. As the DOJ revealed in the indictment announcement:
As of this writing, Bitcoin is at $102,897.60. The 173,991 Bitcoins that were worth $150 million in 2013 are now worth [holds iPhone sideways] $17,903,256,321.60. That’s real money!⁵ But it’s all lost and gone forever. In 2014, the federal government auctioned off the seized Silk Road Bitcoin for—yikes—$334 each. (Where’s DOGE when you need it?) Ah, but there is a twist! Two federal agents working the case—whose names, swear to God, are Force and Bridges, which sounds like a terrible network TV cop show—wound up breaking bad. After retrieving Bitcoin stolen from Ulbricht by yet another Silk Road scumbag, the agents made off with the virtual loot:
This sudden crypto-windfall led to an extremely unorthodox deal struck in February 2021, as Andy Greenberg explains in Wired:
What makes this fishy is that the U.S. Attorney who struck the deal with Ulbricht didn’t bother to consult with Bharara’s former mates in the Southern District of New York:
While there were perfectly legitimate reasons for doing this—to avoid litigation from Ulbricht’s attorneys, and thus delay the seizure, as Greenberg explains in the article—it still raises eyebrows, not least because the deal was struck in February of 2021, before Merrick Garland was confirmed as AG, and was thus likely negotiated in the waning days of the first Trump Administration. Fast forward four years, to January 2025. Trump has decided to free one of the most famous champions of crypto a few days after he and Melania rolled out their own cryptocurrency. Donald’s was given the oh-so-clever name of TrumpCoin, and now trades at almost $30. As for the First Lady, she put out an enigmatic tweet advertising a “Melania Meme,” with a link that led to a Telegram channel that tried to exact your personal data. There was also a string of numbers and letters that I believe has something to do with a crypto wallet:
(It’s fine print, so I may have made some errors typing it out; my apologies.) Ross Ulbricht will presumably be extra motivated to help POTUS in whatever way he can. How long before he joins the board at Trump Media?⁶ There’s also the pesky detail revealed in Noelle Dunphy’s lawsuit against Rudy Giuliani: the allegation that Trump’s former personal attorney was peddling pardons for $2 million a pop.⁷ Here are the two relevant paragraphs:
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Ross Ulbricht made a number of “rookie mistakes” that led to his arrest, so he wasn’t the savviest crook in all the land. However, I find it hard to believe that the tech genius who ran the Silk Road marketplace, and who accumulated 173,991 Bitcoin, wouldn’t have a secret crypto wallet the feds never found out about—the Dread Pirate Roberts’s buried treasure, if you will. To be clear: I’m not suggesting that Ulbricht bought his freedom. There’s no evidence to suggest that he did. I’m merely suggesting that he could have. And if he were to do so, what better way to transfer the funds than to buy up the Trump token? Donald made a fortune on that crypto deal; the money had to come from somewhere. For all the lofty, idealistic talk of agora marketplaces and counter-economics and individual liberty and the right to privacy, crypto would not exist if the criminal underworld did not require an alternative means to anonymously transfer funds from one scumbag to another. Cash, as anyone who watched Ozark well knows, has so many drawbacks. It needs to be physically transported and physically stored. It can be “marked.” It can burn up in a fire. It can be chewed up by mice. With crypto, criminals can send millions of dollars hither and yon with a few clicks of a different kind of mouse. Simply put: no money laundering, no bitcoin. It’s no accident that there’s such a big overlap between the crypto sector and organized crime. (Is Sam Bankman-Fried still sharing a prison cell with Diddy?) It’s no coincidence that some of the biggest seizures the federal government have ever made involve crypto. It’s no random occurrence that the convicted felon POTUS launched TrumpCoin days before his second inauguration. And it’s not for nothing that the character from The Princess Bride Ross Ulbricht chose to name himself after was the Dread Pirate Roberts. The idea that Trump would pardon Ulbricht and get nothing in return is—as Vizzini would say—inconceivable. 1 As Nina Burleigh, who covered that trial, pointed out on The Five 8 on Friday, Ulbricht was accused of soliciting a hit man. Smear this, Ross. 2 3 Headlines that show him doing the exact opposite, all the fucking time. 4 He still is. 5 In the fall of 2026, $13,760,224,387.44. Only four billion less. MAGA FTW! 6 He did not join the board. At least, not yet. 7 Since I first read that, there’s been a lot of smoke about pardon selling—too much for it not to, at the very least, be worthy of a special prosecutor, if and when we get the country back. |



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