Murdering Medicaid
Murdering MedicaidIt’s Wednesday. There are 615 days until the midterm elections. The White House makes state media official, Trump’s psycho new plans and Republicans eff over America.Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But at least it didn’t gut Medicaid like some fucking asshole. Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, things are going about like we thought they would. And that ain’t great. The outrages and abuses pile up so fast that we’re not even sure we get to them all. Like we almost missed this despicable shit yesterday… Trump: "We're gonna be selling a gold card. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're gonna put a price on that card of about $5 million and that's going to give you green card privileges, plus. It's gonna be a route to citizenship, and wealthy people will be coming into our country." Tue, 25 Feb 2025 22:19:37 GMT View on BlueskyFucking seriously?! Why stop there? Why not start pimping out Lady Liberty? Yeah, we can charge $20 million to let super rich freaks have sex with the Statue of Liberty. Fork it over, big boy, and then go hump the giant statue’s green pinky toe for six seconds. Yeah, she’s made of concrete but that means she won’t feel a thing, just like any other woman who’s slept with a Republican. And we don’t have to stop there! We can charge them to fuck the crack in the Liberty Bell too. It’s a really tiny crack, but we think the GOP are the perfect guys for it. Or here’s an even crazier idea — what if we stopped selling out every goddamn principle and value this fucking country was built on?! Anyway, we’re sorry to be so crass today, but this shit grosses us the eff out. Our apologies to Lady Liberty and that poor bell. Y’all have a blessed day. Note two: Before we go one step or f-bomb further, we want to show some love and gratitude to U.S. Reps. Kevin Mullin and Brittany Pettersen. Mullin’s health is bad and Petersen just had a baby and they still hauled ass across the country to try and stop Republicans from fucking us over last night. It didn’t work, but we do appreciate the effort. More” CPR.org Note three: We also want to show love and gratitude for Jasmine Crockett because this shit sounds like a chorus of angels to us… NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk. What would she say to him? Here was her answer: “Fuck off.” Tue, 25 Feb 2025 18:35:50 GMT View on BlueskyNote four: How scared of Republicans of their own voters? They decided they’re not gonna do town halls anymore. Fucking cowards. More: NBC News Note five: Oh this is fun. Trump’s new guy at DHS wanted martial law and secession after Trump got his sorry ass beat in 2020. So this is what it would look like if the confederacy won. More: CNN Note six: Trump is going after the law firm that hired Jack Smith. Remember when the press acted like Kamala’s position on fracking was the most important thing in the world? More: ABC News Note seven: Trump is having a cabinet meeting today and Elon Leon is going. We’re sure it will be very productive and not at all cringe and infuriating. More: ABC News Note eight: Well this is way more accurate than our phones thinking we want to use the word ducking… Apple have announced they are working to fix a dictation feature for iPhones where the word “racist” is being momentarily transcribed as “Trump.” Tue, 25 Feb 2025 22:35:13 GMT View on BlueskyNote nine: Yesterday we applauded Rachel Maddow for calling out the assholes at MSNBC for going whites-only with their line-up. Then MSNBC fired Rachel’s staff. Seems pretty vindictive to us and yet another reason to turn that shit off. More: Huff Post Adam’s piece on MSNBC is here: Note 10: Just a giant FUCK YOU to billionaire butt-kiss Jeff Bezos, who announced this morning that the Washington Post editorial page will only write editorials about “personal liberties and free markets.” Farewell to a once great newspaper. More: Deadline Note 11: Someone died from measles in Texas. We assume the new HHS secretary celebrated with champagne and the desecration of an animal corpse. More: Associated Press Note 12: USDA says egg prices will go up more than 40 percent this year. Why would this be a scandal for Biden but it’s not for Trump? More: ABC News Note 13: Well this explains a lot. We’ve basically become the Trump Steaks of countries. Alina Habba: This is what we're about. We're running this county like President Trump runs the Trump Organization. Like Elon Musk running X. That's what we're doing. Tue, 25 Feb 2025 16:17:51 GMT View on BlueskyNote 14: We are a little more than two weeks from a government shutdown and Republicans need Democratic votes to keep the government open. Democrats are demanding Elon Leon and Trump start following the law and Republicans are refusing. So shut that shit down. More: NBC News Note 15: Elon Leon is fucking over US military veterans. Sure seems like a major fucking scandal to us. More: Yahoo News Note 16: Byron Donalds is running to be governor of Florida and Vivek is running to be governor of Ohio. So yes those states can get worse. We’re surprised too. More: Associated Press Note 17: It helps to laugh… Note 18: Thank you to the 21 federal employees trapped in Elon Leon’s nightmare who resigned yesterday rather than carry out despicable and illegal orders. We’re gonna need a shitload of this kind of courage. More: NPR Note 19: For today’s Happy Ending, we’re looking to sports and not politics because shit there is too messed up. And because we have to congratulate the amazing Diana Taurasi on her retirement. Taurasi is debatably the best women’s basketball player of all time, and we are grateful to her for growing the game by dominating it. More: ESPN Note 20: And on that lovely distracting note, let’s go do some news! We sure hope y’all are holding up ok. We know things are pretty royally fucked up. But at least you didn’t spend the morning writing crazy shit about the Statue of Liberty. Love y’all! Goodbye, free press What the effing fuck?! Screwed Today’s clips D.C.'s interim U.S. Attorney Edward Martin is facing a congressional investigation over allegedly using his role to target groups that challenge President Donald Trump's actions, including threats to news outlets, according to a letter sent on behalf of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform on Tuesday. More: WJLA A shocking video from Chicago's Midway Airport circulating on social media Tuesday showed a near miss between a Southwest Airlines flight and an "unauthorized" Flexjet business jet on a runway, with Southwest Airlines aborting a landing to avoid the plane. More: NBC Chicago Recent Videos from The Alt Media Trump Golf Track from The Alt Media (TrumpGolfTrack.com) The latest from Sam and Adam |



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