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Cat's new year's resolutions

 SENT BY A FIREND... Subject: Cat's new year's resolutions (holy hell this is funny!) My human will never let me eat the pet hamster, and I am at peace  with that. I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium. I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and throw them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage. I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.) I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks. We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti" over any humans' bed  while they're trying to sleep. I cannot leap through close d windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again. I will not assume the pat...

Trump's DHS chief threatens to ARREST election officials MARKWAYNE MULLIN: DUMBEST SENATOR THREATENS! JOSH TUREK FOR IOWA!

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  BREAKING NEWS I can't post this without comment... MARKWAYNE MULLIN WAS KNOWN AS THE DUMBEST SENATOR -  for REPUBLICANS, not a high bar!  Before this DIM WIT threatens, someone should tell him to READ  THE COURT ORDERS! READ THE CONSTITUTION! RESEARCH THE  LAW! This BOOB needs to read some of the FACTUAL information about  Daffy Don's LIES in his speech - PROPAGANDA!  DEAD PEOPLE voting? It was in FLORIDA - no one was prosecuted!  ELECTION INTERFERENCE? It was RUSSIA not CHINA!  BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! Ya gotta be pretty uninformed to believe this BOOB! Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin threatens states over elections Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin on Friday threatened state election officials with possible prison time if they don’t comply with Trump administration methods to determine whether noncitizens are on voter rolls. Expanding on President Donald Trump’s election speech a night earlier, Mullin said that the Depart...

Shri's $200K gift from AIPAC

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  SHARED FOR INFORMATION AND EDUCATION ABOUT AIPAC=ANTI-DMOCRACY  CONTRIBUTIONS TO CANDIDATES!  WEALTHY ANONYMOUS DONORS FUND AIPAC = ANTI-DEMOCRACY TO BUY  ELECTIONS!  DON'T BELIEVE AIPAC! IT'S NEVER ABOUT ISSUES..JUST THEIR PROPAGANDA! DON'T ELECT ANY CANDIDATE WHO GENUFLECTS TO $$$$!  SUPPORT CANDIDATES WHO WORK FOR THEIR CONSTITUENTS!    This week, Shri joined establishment Democrats and Republicans in blocking the latest effort to stop the bombs and end the genocide in Gaza.   I'm not surprised one bit. AIPAC has spent millions defending Shri, and has gifted Shri $200K+ according to the latest financial reports. Of course he'll waste our money perpetuating chaos abroad.   Shri never worked for us. But we can end the games and elect a leader ready to fight for us, not AIPAC. Can you help us beat AIPAC and restore moral courage to the Mighty 13th by donating to our campaign today? At every chance, Shri has proven just how out of touc...

Trump's top election fraud expert WRECKS his new claims

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  Trump’s OWN election fraud guy admits he's found no proof Not even Donald Trump’s own election fraud guy could back up the MAGA cult leader's claims that votes in the last three general and midterm elections were tampered with in any way. "Can you acknowledge that there were no votes changed in 2020?" MS NOW’s Vaughn Hill asked John Solomon, an election interference conspiracy theorist who now sits on the White House’s election task force, after Trump’s speech last night. "All I can acknowledge is what the intelligence shows. I only know — the intelligence community has zero evidence that … a foreign power flipped the vote in 2020, ’22, or ’24," Solomon replied. And there you have it. Take Action: Fire all the cops, soldiers, and politicians named in the Oath Keepers member list! VIDEO OF THE DAY: Brian Tyler Cohen delivers must-see response to Donald's cockamamie speech Last night was truly a watershed moment in the history of American stupidity, folk...