Trump unveils wildly ironic NEW vanity project
Trump pitches new "Trump Promenade" on National Mall in between naps in the Oval Office America’s nincompoop-in-chief spent yesterday afternoon nodding off in the Oval Office, stirring just long enough to pitch yet another vanity project: a walkway near the Lincoln Memorial dubbed the "Trump Promenade." This from a man who’s famously allergic to walking, mind you. To date, Donald has spent $2 million paving over the White House Rose Garden, $5 million gilding lion statues in gold leaf, and $13 million repainting the Reflecting Pool "American flag blue." He’s also drawn up plans for a $100 million "Arc de Trump" near Arlington Cemetery, which he laughably claims will be paid for with funds left over from his ridiculous, billion-dollar ballroom. The "Trump Promenade" is just the logical next step in his ongoing project to turn Washington, DC into a theme park where the theme is, of course, him. Take Action: Demand Congress refund workin...